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Self-Portrait: The Poo-Nisher aka Patrick Valdez by Patrick Valdez

Self-Portrait: The Poo-Nisher aka Patrick Valdez by Patrick Valdez


Here I am just trying to do my thing when I have some cunty millennial man up in my face talking about his bullshit issues, eso no esta bien!  Come have a seat on my lap so we can work it out, am I right?

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